This cheeky I'm Not Dead I'm Just Avoiding The Bullshit unisex heavy cotton tee could be the cornerstone in any wardrobe. You don’t have to be dead for humor to start! It’s the foundation for casually cool fashion. All you need is the right situation to take that comedy to the next level. The specially spun fibers provide a silky canvas for colorful, crisp prints. No side seams mean no itchy distractions under the arms. And the shoulders have reinforced tape for extra staying power.

Material:

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

Features:

.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size